"Well, I've been to DisneyWorld, and I've been to California Adventure, but I've never actually been to DisneyLand."
What. I was confused as to how a boy who has visited Southern California no less than three times in his life (once specifically to Disneyland with his high school band...or is that some nerdy secret I was supposed to keep?) had never done a day or two at The Land. I mean, that place is essentially my childhood and dreams and greatest secret fantasies all come true (the castle! the tchotchkes! the soft pretzels!). Being the benevolent and caring girlfriend I am, I made it my mission to make sure the boy didn't miss out on the best part of childhood and took him to Disneyland.